An obscure song from BNL's first demo tape, "Buck Naked". -Standard Tuning- -No Capo- -Chords Are Played As Follows- : 320033 : xx0232 : x32033 : xx0212 , , , (x2) I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem , , , (x2) Where is this thing that I call heaven? What is it doing here on earth? Who is this holding my umbrella? Who is this looking up your skirt? You always wear it with a sense of style I like to wear it with a smirk You make me wait for just a little while I open up my mouth and yell I'm home, you're home, I'm all alone Why can't I call you on the phone? I really don't know () I'm home, you're home, we're all alone Why can't I call you on the phone? , , (x4) , , , (x2) You always wear it with a sense of style I like to wear it with a skirt I'll be okay in just a little while And I open my big mouth and yell Did you laugh? did you cry? Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh? I really don't know Did you laugh? did you cry? Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh? , , (x4) (Same chords as the verses) Take off, to the great white north Take off, it's a beauty way to go Take off, to the great white north Take off, it's a beauty way to go Where is this thing that I call heaven? Did you laugh at that? What is it doing here on earth? Did you cry? Who is this holding my umbrella? Did you say my name with a sigh? Who is this looking up your skirt?