Ed's Uncle Elwyn Ed's Uncle Elwyn Oh, Ed's Uncle Elwyn My Uncle Elwyn is tall My Uncle Elwyn is small My Elwyn plays mean basketball He's about 45, maybe 55, 60 I'm not sure, once he fixed me A drink, I was about 5 years old It was Kool-Aid and pop, I thought that was cold. Cold meaning good, Cold's supposed to be bad But I thought I would change some things I'd change their meanings I've been demeaning, Once, twice maybe three times I asked my uncle Elwyn, He's a mime he said: Ed's Uncle Elwyn That's E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, sing it again That's E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, sing it again That's E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, sing it again That's E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, that's my Uncle contributed by: Rob Tricchinelli