Текст песни Barenaked Ladies - Bull In A China Shop

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  I'm a kid in a candy store
  I'm a bull in a china shop
  I'm a tired old metaphor
  For everything you can't afford
  And everything you can't afford to be

  I'm a public embarrassment
  I'm a bottle of diet poison
  I'm a walking advertisement
  For everything I never meant
  And everything I never meant to be

(Quietly)
I can't hear a thing
(Loudly)
Cause I've stopped listening

  I'm the reason I don't go out
  I'm afraid I might tell me something
  I'm the shadow of every doubt
  I'm the product this song's about
  I'm the product this song's about to be

(Quietly)
I can't hear a thing
(Loudly)
Cause I've stopped listening
I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening

  Every morning
  Since I was born
  It's been hard to look in the mirror
  And see my face for the horns

  All the fun that the law allows
  All the fun but with half the meaning
  Come on over, I'll show you how
  If you lived here you'd be home by now
  If you still lived here you'd be home now with me

(Quietly, progressively louder)
I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening
(Loudly)
I can't hear a thing
Cause I've stopped listening

Song ends on