1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7
6 is afraid of 7 'cause 7 ate 9
9 was minding his business
Talking to 10 about Gordie Howe's clothes
Why 7 ate 9 nobody knows
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 What about 9? 7 ate 9
Bridge 1:
Oh, the cat'll have to live with 8 lives now
Ronaldo will have to make do
Ever since 7 ate 9 seems
I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too 7 ate 9
Once upon a time in our solar system
We couldn't make do without 9
But Pluto's not a planet now So 8'll do fine
Bridge 2:
Oh, the cat'll have to do with 8 lives now
The Chinese will be out of luck
Vampires will have to think of some other method
'Cause without their K-9's how will they suck? 7 ate 9
7 ate 9, 7 ate 9, Oh, 7 ate 9 – ahh!