I'm Not In Love: I'm not in love So don't forget It's just a silly phase I'm going through And just because I call you up Don't get me wrong Don't think you've got it made I'm not in love Oh no It's because I'd like to see you But then again It doesn't mean you mean that much to me So if I call you Don't make a fuss Don't tell your friends about the two of us I'm in love Oh no It's because (Be quiet...big boys don't cry...) I keep your picture Upon the wall It hides a nasty stain that's lying there So don't you ask me To give it back I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me I'm not in love No no It's because Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me Ooh, you'll wait a long time (repeat) I'm not in love So don't forget It's just a silly phase I'm going through And just because I call you up Don't get me wrong Don't think you've got it made I'm not in love I'm not in love