Who You Callin' Bitch? - Weezer (Rivers Cuomo) Off of Songs From the Black Hole Who you callin' bitch? Oh Maria, they don't mean it Don't listen to them Oh, they make me so mad and you do nothing Nothing to stop them Please Maria, they mean nothing Now you must chill out Especially Dondo He acts like he knows that he has a big dick I despise him I despise him I despise him