Urban cultureв's pretty dumb Suburban cultureв's pretty dumb That feeling of incomprehension that you may feel Is there a reason yeah So love it or leave it I do both all the time Itв's so hard to bear and itв's sad to be witnessing De-evolution, yeah Iв'm not too proud of anything So stop your nationalistic tendencies Oh Yeah! OK now hereв's a plan Show junior more love Maybe he wonв't grow up to be a big thug And kill me for my car, yeah Make them realize How awful it can be When one day you find that your life is resembling A made for TV movie, yeah Iв'm not too proud of anything So stop this behavioural profile Of killing others Itв's not that hard to be a jerk Itв's not that hard to be so lame When youв're an asshole