When I became of age My momma sat me down She said, son youve grown up Its time to look around So I began to notice some things i Hadnt seen before Thats what brought me hope Knockin on your back door A closet queen, the worst Ive seen She wants to shake my hand I dont want to be there When she decides she can Its apple dan, hes just the man To pick fruit off your branches I cant sleep if he cant keep His cattle off my ranches Its too strong, somethings wrong And I guess I lost the feeling I dont mind the games you play But I dont like you dealing The cards look bad, my lucks been had And theres nothin left to smoke Will all be back tomorrow For the punch line of the joke