(the hidden track on "Opiate") I had a friend once he took some acid Now he thinks he's a fire hydrant It's okay until he pisses on your lighter Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway Satan satan satan... I had a friend once he took some ecstasy Tried to marry me and every one in the room He was sort of loving kinda caring Kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy It got a bit messy all over the curtains, Arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting Satan, satan, satan...