"Fan Club" is recorded by The Damned. This is a punk cover only. Well I'm craving for a cigarette Hey give me a light Feeling kind of thirsty Give me something that bites Sure been hanging 'round here For much too long All you crazy people waiting for my song I said Well here I am I'm just another one night stand Anyway I don't know why I'm sad For my fan club Waiting for an autograph Well you must be mad Standing in the pissing rain Must be a drag If that's what you wanna do I won't say no If you wanna see more of me See me after the show I said Well here I am I'm just another one night stand Anyway I don't know why I'm sad For my fan club (Instrumental Break) Well you send me pretty flowers While I'm slashing my wrists Read those little letters Through my smashed out mists The dream I shock you Is my nightmare I'm the freak that's on display So stand and stare I said Well here I am I'm just another one night stand Anyway I don't know why I'm sad For my fan club