Here comes the bride And there goes the groom Looks like a hurricane Went thru this room Smells like a poolhall Wheres my other shoe And Im sick and tired of pickin up after you Looks like you spent the nite in a trench And tell me, How long have you been combing your hair with a wrench Blue roses are dead And the violets are too And Im sick and tired of pickin up after you Well, Ive told you before I wont tell you again You dont defrost the icebox With a ball point pen This railroad apartment Is held together with glue And Im sick and tired of pickin up after you Because I know I been swindled I never bargained for this Once more you never cared about me Why dont you get your own place So you can live like you do And Im sick and tired of pickin up after you Take all your relatives And all of your shoes Believe me Ill really swing When youre gone Ill be living on chicken and wine After were thru With someone I pick up after you With someone Ill pick up after you With someone Ill pick up after you With someone Ill pick up after you