Barber Shop good morning mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker magazine racks hanging round the barber shop a side burning close crop morning mr. furgeson what's the good word witcha been staying outa trouble like a good boy should I see you're still cutting hair well I'm still cutting classes I just couldn't help myself I got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon I see you lost a little round the middle and your looking reel good sitting on the wagon stead of under the hood what's the low down mr. brown heard you boy's leaving town I just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue throw me over sports page Cincinnati's looking good always been for Pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1 that the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done you know the hair's getting longer and the skirts getting shorter you can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border now if your mama saw you smoking why she'd kick your ass put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast oh if I had a million dollars well what would I do probably be a barber not a bum like you still gotchur paper route now that's just fine now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time you be keeping little circus money and spend it on a girl know I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world
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