Текст песни Tom Rosenthal - Im Quite Scared Of Desmond

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I'm quite scared of Desmond and he's not scared of me
I don't know what to do I don't know how to be
Shall I extend an olive branch? ,do I make him a cup of tea ?
I don't know how to be

He searches guns on the internet
He says he has a python for a pet 
He says he going to bring it in from home and 
I am going to be toast

I'm quite scared of Desmond and he's not scared of me 
He says he's going to kill my whole family 
He says he's left entire armies lying in his wake and 
Now it's me he's going to break

He challenged me to fight in the yard 
His weapon of choice was a Christmas card. 
He hit me on the leg and he hit my really hard 
He said this is just a start

I said Desmond oh Desmond, can we talk this one through 
I'll give it all up I'll give it up for you 
You can have my favourite stapler and my pencil case too 
You can have the star wars puzzle that you can never do

He says his willy is the size of France and 
Against him I don't stand a chance 
Then he gave me the evilest eye and said 
"Wave your legs goodbye"

I said Desmond oh Desmond, can we talk this one through 
I'll give it all up I'll give it up for you 
You can have the house and the car keys too 
You can have my football stickers from 1992

I'm quite scared of Desmond I'm quite scared of him
For he readily compare himself to Joseph Stalin 
He says his brother is the size of a large oak tree and 
He's going to set him on me

I'm quite scared of Desmond and he's not scared of me
I don't know what to do I don't know how to be 
Shall I extend an olive branch? ,do I make him a cup of tea ?
I don't know how to be

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