Is this heartbreak or is this heartburn? Have I been played or do I need a rolaid? Gotta learn the difference 'tween I love ya The difference 'tween I love ya and the symptoms of ebola Is this heartbreak or is this heartburn? Can I be spared from being so dramatic? Gotta learn the difference 'tween I love ya The difference 'tween I love ya and that derailed rollercoaster Gonna rain down on my sunny Sunday shoes Guess best I get some galoshes Let me tell you that this song's useful Yes this song's useful when you're really drunk And you gotta learn the difference 'tween I love ya The difference 'tween I love ya and whatever.