Do you love an apple? Do you love a pear? Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair? Why yes I love him, I'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'till the day that I die Before I got married I wore a black shall, But after I'm married, I wore bugger-all But still I love him, I'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'till the day that I die He stands on the corner, a fag in his mouth, his hands in his pockets he whistles me out But still I love him, I'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'till the day that I die Do you love an apple? Do you love a pear? Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair? Why yes I love him, I'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'till the day that I die