(B. Wyman) Got the Monday mornin' blues (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Monday wasn't really real (Yeah, yeah) Oh, lying on a naked bed (Yeah, yeah, yeah) With an Alka Seltzer head (Yeah, yeah) Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street Talkin' 'bout Lu, what ya gon' do? And I feel so bad Have you ever been had? I'll dry out sweet Lucy Took an early morning shower (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Well, I wasted 'bout half an hour (Yeah, yeah) I heard the ringing of the bell (Yeah, yeah, yeah) It's Lucy with the cleaning towel (Yeah, yeah) Oh, I'm feelin' like the Sunday Times (Yeah, yeah, yeah) A Southern Californian wine (Yeah, yeah) Oh Lucy kicked me in the hole (Yeah, yeah, yeah) A Tennis worth of achin' bones (Ooh-ooh) Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street Lord, Lu, what ya gonna do? I feel so bad Have you ever been had? Got a dose from sweet lucy Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street Talkin bout Lu (who?) what ya gonna do? Oh and I feeling so bad Have you ever been had? Oh by sweet Lucy