An orphaned boy with sass and pep Got dropped off on our mansion step, Li'l Butler, Li'l Butler, We washed his face of dirt and leaves, And now he works here as our jeeves, Li'l Butler, Li'l Butler, Oh, littlest butler, Oh, you're the butler who butlers our hearts, So mop the floor and dust the shelves And teach us lessons 'bout ourselves, Li'l Butler, Li'l Butler that's you!