1-2-3-4 My father lives in Arabia And I live right here at my school I took his plane to Columbia So I could sail at my school (?) It's weird at my school Weird at my school [3X] My mother's glad that I am here So she can visit my school I can't believe she's so pretty I'm a son of a bitch at my school Weird at my school [4X] And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor She lives far away from the doors of my school And often times, you know I fantasize That I have sex with the nuns at my school It's weird at my school Weird at my school [7X]