Tried to save the trees, bought a plastic bag The bottom fell out, it was a piece 'a crap...piece of crap... Wanted an LP, only had CD's Digitally clean, it was a piece of crap...piece of crap... Bought myself a can, thought it'd take me far The dealer was a liar, he was a piece of crap...piece of crap... Got it from my friend, on him you can depend I found out in the end, it was a piece of crap...piece of crap... I'm trying to save the trees, I saw it on TV They cut the forest down to build a piece of crap...piece of crap... Picked up a magazine to read about the scene It didn't tell me beans, it was a piece of crap...piece of crap... I went back to the store, they gave me four more The guy told me at the door it was a piece of crap... It was a piece of crap...