Awful plastic boots that come above her ankle Dayglo mini skirts just like a pop art spangle Digs vanilla fudge buys lipstick by the pound Gets that 'English' look resembles Kath McGowan Have you seen her hair it's a style from heaven Ah! she's nowhere she thinking this is 1967? She's so square she's nowhere She's so square she's nowhere Take her to a disco and screaming Lord Sutch it! Everyone must look but nobody must touch What about her car? E type is the latest How about the Yardbirds? Jeff Beck is the greatest!! Have you seen her hair it's a style from heaven Ah! she's nowhere she thinking this is 1967? She's so square she's nowhere She's so square she's nowhere