(x4)
Bell on door clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved,
I was shaved,
I was shaved
(x4)
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed,
I was shamed,
I was shamed
[Solo]
(x4)
(x4)
I sense others in the room,
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's butt
I was shaved,
I was shaved,
I was shamed