Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Wal - Martians

Wal-Martians 
Words and music by David S. Thomas
http://www.youtube.com/user/MrWalmartian

LYRICS 
I went down to the Wal-Mart.     It was getting pretty late
All I needed was some nacho chips, a camera, and some bait
When I walked in through them slidin doors  All that I could see
Was these strange lookin critters And they was starin back at me

You know the ones I’m talkin’ about, Those folks that dress so weird
Like that guy there in the pink hot pants, the tattoos and the beard
And that skinny chick beside him 
Lord, she’s givin me the chills
In her leather bondage boustier 
And her four inch “hurt me” heels

Wal-Martians Beats all I’ve ever seen
Wal-Martians  Every night is Halloween
Wal-Martians Nothin’ could be clearer

I’ll bet they never looked into a mirror

There’s a guy there over in lingerie 
He looks like a plumber in a thong
His pants are hangin’ way too low 
And that under wear’s just wrong

And there’s a lady wearin’ fishnet stockings 
And a leatheret mini skirt
Four hundred pounds or lovin’ 
With “I’m Sexy” on her shirt

If I was the fashion police I’d be busy writin’ tickets
To that lady in the halter top 
She looks like a busted can of biscuits
And I’d really like to tell her 
But it’d prob’ly start a fight
That spandex is a privilege     not a right

BRIDGE
But it’s really not my place to accuse
‘Cause I’m wearin’ my pink bunny slippers 
And my NASCAR jammies too!

I guess it’s time I took my stuff 
Get checked out and go
But I’ll come back tomorrow though 
For the late night fashion show
But as I was walkin’ out 
        This guy was walkin’ in
And I could tell by what he was wearin’ 
That he was gonna fit right in

Wal-Martians 
- They’re everywhere you look
Wal-Martians 
- Some one should write a book
Wal-Martians 
- Nothin’ could be clearer
I’ll bet they never look into a mirror
Yeah, there’s a Wal-Martin in my mirror