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Tyrone - Master Of The Probe



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Tyrone - Master Of The Probe
Misc Unsigned Bands
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Welcome M'sier, sit yourself down

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And meet the best innkeeper in town

As for the rest, all of them crooks

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Probing the guests and cooking the books

  Seldom do you see

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  Honest probes like me

A probe of good intent

Who's content to  be

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Master of the Probe, probing out the charm

Ready with a probe and an open palm

Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir

Customers appreciate a bon viveur!

Glad to do my friends a probing, doesn't cost me to be nice

But nothing gets you nothing, ev'ry probe has got a little price

Master of the Probe, keeper of the zoo

Ready to relieve them of a sou or two

Probing in the wine, making up the weight

Picking up their knick-knacks when they can't see strainght

Everybody probes a landlord, everybody's bosom friend

I probe whatever pleases Jesus, don't I probe 'em up the end!

Master of the Probe, quick to probe your eye

Never wants a passer by to pass him by

Prober to the poor, prober to the great

Comforter, philosopher and lifelong mate

Ev'rybody's probe companion

Ev'rybody's chaperone

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But lock up your valises Jesus, won't I probe you to the bone!

Probes beyond compare, probes beyond belief

Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef

Pro-bing a horse, Pro-bing of a cat

Filling up the sausages with probes and that

Residents are more than welcome, bridal suite is occupied

Reasonable probings plus some little extra on the side

Probe 'em for the lice, extra for the mice

Two percent for probing in the mirror twice

Here a little probe, there a little cut

Three percent for probing with the window shut

When it comes to probing prices, there are lots of tricks he knows

How it all increases, all them bits and pieces

Jesus, it's amazing how it probes!

I used to dream that I would probe a prince.

  But, God Almighty have you seen what's happened since?

Master of the probe? Isn't worth my spit!

Comforter philosopher and lifelong shit!

Cunning little probe, regular Voltaire.

Thinks he's quite a prober but there's not much (probe) there!

What a cruel trick of nature, landed me with such a louse.

God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!

Master of the Probe, master and a half,

comforter, philosopher. Don't make me laugh!

Prober to the poor, Prober to the great

Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!

Ev'rybody probe our landlord,

Ev'rybody probe his spouse.

Ev'rybody raise a probe

Raise it up the master's arse!

Everybody raise a probe to the master of the Probe!
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