Hey Jose :p and any other wierdos who somehow found this...
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Welcome M'sier, sit yourself down
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And meet the best innkeeper in town
As for the rest, all of them crooks
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Probing the guests and cooking the books
Seldom do you see
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Honest probes like me
A probe of good intent
Who's content to be
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Master of the Probe, probing out the charm
Ready with a probe and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon viveur!
Glad to do my friends a probing, doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing, ev'ry probe has got a little price
Master of the Probe, keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve them of a sou or two
Probing in the wine, making up the weight
Picking up their knick-knacks when they can't see strainght
Everybody probes a landlord, everybody's bosom friend
I probe whatever pleases Jesus, don't I probe 'em up the end!
Master of the Probe, quick to probe your eye
Never wants a passer by to pass him by
Prober to the poor, prober to the great
Comforter, philosopher and lifelong mate
Ev'rybody's probe companion
Ev'rybody's chaperone
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But lock up your valises Jesus, won't I probe you to the bone!
Probes beyond compare, probes beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Pro-bing a horse, Pro-bing of a cat
Filling up the sausages with probes and that
Residents are more than welcome, bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable probings plus some little extra on the side
Probe 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for probing in the mirror twice
Here a little probe, there a little cut
Three percent for probing with the window shut
When it comes to probing prices, there are lots of tricks he knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus, it's amazing how it probes!
I used to dream that I would probe a prince.
But, God Almighty have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the probe? Isn't worth my spit!
Comforter philosopher and lifelong shit!
Cunning little probe, regular Voltaire.
Thinks he's quite a prober but there's not much (probe) there!
What a cruel trick of nature, landed me with such a louse.
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
Master of the Probe, master and a half,
comforter, philosopher. Don't make me laugh!
Prober to the poor, Prober to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Ev'rybody probe our landlord,
Ev'rybody probe his spouse.
Ev'rybody raise a probe
Raise it up the master's arse!
Everybody raise a probe to the master of the Probe!
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