Short Shorts:The Royal Teens. #3 in 1957. (Spoken ad lib:) Mmmm, man, dig that crazy chick.. #1. Who wears short shorts? (We wear short shorts.) They're such short shorts! (We like short shorts.) Who wears short shorts? (We wear short shorts.) (INTERLUDE:SAX:) (Clapping) #2. Who wears short shorts? (We wear short shorts.) They're such short shorts! (We like short shorts.) Who wears short shorts? (We wear short shorts.) (INTERLUDE:GUITAR:) (Clapping) #3. Who wears short shorts? (We wear short shorts.) They're such short shorts! (We like short shorts.) Who wears short shorts? (We wear short shorts.) (INTERLUDE:PIANO:) (Clapping) (OUTRO:SAX:)(Fade.) A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.