The Lamms Saturday Night Standing at the bar on a Saturday night Someone wants a fight and I know that I'm up for it Ten pints of lager and I'm feeling alright Unemployed and gutted and my life's going nowhere Life's going nowhere Life's going nowhere Life's going nowhere Life's going nowhere Wake up Sunday morning smell of beer in the air Read the Sunday papers to make sense of this crazy world I'm one of life's good guys but somewhere it went wrong Society has trapped me and my life's going nowhere Another Monday morning the job centre calls me A Woman tells me about lots of job opportunities From the mundane to the boring fells like my hands are tied I'm an educated man and my life's going nowhere I did everything right from the start up to now Got an education even went University But now I swim in debt I don't know which way to turn I'm screaming for some help coz my life's going nowhere Going nowhere, going nowhere, going nowhere Going nowhere, going nowhere, going nowhere Going nowhere, going nowhere, going nowhere Going nowhere, going nowhere, life's going nowhere (Ladbury 2010)