A Woman Is Man's Best Friend:Teddy And The Twilights. #59 on BB Hot 100 on SWAN Records in 1962. (A woman is a man's best friend..what I say, now..a woman is a man's best friend.. #1. Some like dogs and cats and some like little white rats..and some people just can't say. But I'll tell what I'll do, if you want me to.. I'll take all the women away. Because I said it before and I'll say it again.. a woman is a man's best friend, (who's a friend, now?) oh, yeah. A woman is a man's best friend. #2. You can teach your dog to do many things, but a woman you'll never replace. Because how would you like to wake up one morning and look a dog in the face? Oh, well, I said it before and I'll say it again.. a woman is a man's best friend, (what I say, now?) A woman is a man's best friend. BRIDGE: Don't get me wrong, I mean no harm..but it's something I just can't see. I'll tell what I'll do, if it's alright with you.. you take the animals, leave the women to me. #3. Marylin' Monroe, ain't she somethin' though? I'll bet there's not a guy around, who would pass a-her up, unless she was a sin, for a flea- bitten hound. Because I said it before and I'll say it again.. a woman is a man's best friend, (who's a friend, now?) A woman is a man's best friend.. til the end, now..a woman is a man's best friend, yeah.. I said, cats are nice, for catchin' mice..give me a woman, any old time..(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.