I Love Onions:Susan Christie. #63 on BB Hot 100 on COLUMBIA Records in 1966. (Kazoo) #1. I don't like snails or toads or frogs or strange things living under logs. But, mmm, I love onions. I don't like dancing with Crazy Ted, he's always jumping on my head. But, mmm, I love onions. Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. #3. I don't like rain or snow or hail or Moby Dick, the great white whale. But, mmm, I love onions. I don't like shoes that pinch your toes or people who squirt you with a garden hose. But, mmm, I love onions. Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. BRIDGE:(Spoken:) Onions are a tuberous vegetable and is a member of the genus, 'Stinkus Delicioso.' It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs and their friends and cousins. It causes watering of the eyes and rubifaction of the skin..but it is very, very tasty..ha-ha. Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. (How vewy, vewy good!) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.