Steve Zaragoza - The Bear Song The actual song is with a capo on the 7th but I transposed it up for ease Trish I'm gonna sing this song while i lay down in this chair This song is gonna mostly be about a baby bear The bear ate honey the bear ate bees the bear ate a boy and the bear ate a tree Then it ate a car and then it killed a man he stabbed a baby and then he fucked a Dad He's not afraid to fuck a man in the butt, going to town and fuck shit up! Yeah he's a beeeeaaaaarrrrr and he's gonna grow up and be a motherfucking bear he's gonna grow up and be a bear Yeah he's a baby bear but he's gonna grow up to be a bear He's a baby baby bear but he's gonna grow up He's gonna get hair down in his crotch every night He's gonna be a bear And he's gonna fuck you in the hair