There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed She stood up to every challenge no matter how ever demanding And her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding WHAT? Uh, nothing. I was just saying that you're brave Um okay, hey look over there. It's Kraid! I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen You're gonna die motherfucker, I take up five screens I'm gonna swallow you whole and then you'll go down easy Then you'll be digested and converted to feces I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes And your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs And your pillowy lips and wait, you're not a guy Is that a problem, you fuck? Um no, prepare to die! Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight and Kraid said No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked But Samus said What pisses me off most in this world Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl So do me a favor and take your cakes and your pies And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes Stop treating me like I'm a sex object Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect Yeah Kraid, you never talk to me that way Oh gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge disgusting brain Get the fuck off my planet; this is your last chance I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants That's it, you're all fucking dead What, this room feels stuffy By the way do you like puppies? Here's a basket of puppies Whoops, killed the puppies
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