SONG: Soldier Will You Marry Me ARTIST: Jimmie Rodgers No, not Jimmie Rodgers as in the country musician who did Train Whistle Blows and so forth. I'm referring to a pop musician from the 50s, who happens to share the same name and who gave us this hilarious song, about a soldier who receives a marriage proposal from a woman, but refuses due to lack of clothes and in the end is forced to confess that he's already married and has recently started a family. Soldier, soldier, will you marry me With your musket, fife and drum? Oh how can I marry such a pretty girl as you When I've got no shoes to put on, put on? Got no shoes to put on? So off to the cobbler she did go As fast as she could run And she brought him a pair of the finest there And the soldier put them on, them on The soldier put them on Now, soldier, soldier, will you marry me With your musket, fife and drum? Oh how can I marry such a pretty girl as you When I've got no socks to put on, put on? Got no socks to put on? So off to the haberdasher she did go As fast as she could run And she brought him a pair of the finest there And the soldier put them on, them on The soldier put them on (key change: ) Now, soldier, soldier, will you marry me With your musket, fife and drum? Oh how can I marry such a pretty girl as you When I've got no pants to put on, put on? Got no pants to put on? So off to the tailor she did go As fast as she could run And she brought him a pair of the finest there And the soldier put them on, them on The soldier put them on (key change: ) Now, soldier, soldier, will you marry me With your musket, fife and drum? How can I marry such a pretty girl as you With a wife and a baby at home?