CAN'T BOWL, CAN'T THROW Six and Out/Buchanan (p) 2000 (Control/Warner-Chappel/Rondor) 3:04 * Oooo Oooo Ooo-ooo * Oooo Oooo Ooo-ooo * I was trying out for the High School cricket team * Dreamed one day I'd be wearin' that Baggy Green I gave it all I got - when we were done * The coach called me over and said, "Sorry son" But you can't bowl and you can't throw I'm just telling you what everybody knows () Absolute sitters, you put down All the tail enders hit you out of the ground Don't ask Warney, it was Cameraman Joe. He'll say you - Can't bowl and you can't throw * Oooo Oooo Ooo-ooo * Went for an audition down at Channel 9 * Richie's Job well, it was gonna be mine They sent a message on the autocue * It said, "Thanks for comin' And - we'll call you" But you can't bowl and you can't throw I'm just telling you what everybody knows () Absolute sitters, you put down All the tail enders hit you out of the ground Don't ask Warney, it was Cameraman Joe. He'll say you - Can't bowl and you can't throw Middle Eight: || | | || | |, | * Well I met this good looker down at the local bar (Laugh) And I told her she was talkin' * to this big time cricket star Well I told her my stats and I dropped my name * She said, "I've never heard of you, and I hate that game" But you can't bowl and you can't throw I'm just telling you what everybody knows () Absolute sitters, you put down All the tail enders hit you out of the ground Don't ask Warney, it was Cameraman Joe. He'll say you - Can't bowl and you can't throw I'm just telling you what everybody knows () Absolute sitters, you put down All the tail enders hit you out of the ground Don't ask Warney, it was Cameraman Joe. He'll say you - Can't bowl and you can't throw * Oooo Oooo Ooo-ooo (carn't bowl, carn't throw) * Oooo Oooo Ooo-ooo (carn't bowl, carn't throw) * Oooo Oooo Ooo-ooo (carn't bowl, carn't throw) || (stop) NB: * means playing around with the sus4s on the sustained chords At the end of the lines Eg: * = :Charted by Bustopher the Busker - bustopher@bigpond.com