Girl Named Ann By Scott & Steve Mansfield, TX Capo 2 Now I've got a friend, a girl named Ann, Who asked me one day if she can Meet me at the bar to share a laugh and a brew So, I told my friend Ann, Why, yes indeed, I sure can I tell you what, I can stay long enough to make it two [Tempo increases] We talked about' Trains and cranes, Lloyd Maines and planes and Mamas and llamas and lots of drama and even Snakes and cakes, earthquakes, heartbreaks Chickens and T Bone Pickens Tattoos and blues and boys named Sue and Computers, commuters, hooters and polluters, Pub crawlin', name callin', mothballin', dry wallin' Nuns with guns and tons of really bad puns Well, wouldn't you know, we was runnin' out of things to say But I told her two brews, kept my word an' promised to stay We talked about' Girls and curls and pearls and twirls Guitars and bars and cars and scars and Beer and beer and beer, beer, beer An' how happy I was, to meet my friend at the bar [Solo over verse chords] Now my mind began to wander aimlessly And I began to ponder shamelessly If our conversation' had sadly drowned [Slowly strummed] So, when my time was through And I had downed my second brew I looked at that girl named Ann [Regular tempo] And I asked her' if she'd like another round Ya see, I've got a friend, a girl named Ann, Who asked me one day if she can Meet me at the bar to share a laugh and a brew