This Old House written by Tom Schuyler & Craig Bickhardt, performed by SBK (Thom Schuyler, J. Fred Knobloch and Craig Bickhardt) There are fifty liquor boxes in my halls And a hundred empty nails upon my walls There's a sign out in my yard that reads for sale And if this old house could cry the tears would fall There are bargain-hungry vultures everywhere Buying broken toys old clothes and tupperware The phone's been taken out they've stopped the mail And if this old house could talk I'd say a prayer I've been strong and I've been sturdy And I've weathered every storm I've always kept your family safe and warm Now you're packing up the laughter And you're sweeping out the tears If this old house were build on memories A I would stand a thousand years This old house this old house If this old house was built on memories I would stand a thousand years Take another look before you lock my door Where your shoes have worn the finish from my floor Listen to my banging pipes my creaking stairs Let your boys slide down my banister once more I'll remember where you hid that extra key Where the hammer and the bandaids used to be I will smell your morning coffee in the air And I'll see you hanging tinsel on the tree I've been strong and I've been sturdy And I've weathered every storm I've always kept your family safe and warm Now you're packing up the laughter And you're sweeping out the tears If this old house were build on memories A I would stand a thousand years **This old house this old house If this old house was built on memories I would stand a thousand years **Repeat from 'This old house' and end.