"Land of Queen" by Please Stop https://soundcloud.com/please-stop-band In the style of Stephen Lynch's "Tennessee" - adapted for Queensland Australia x4 I seen Mountains Blue and desert plains cities old and forests green But wherever I go my heart aches For the sunny Land of Queen Oh . . come with me where the Bundy flows like wine And the meth labs are divine Oh . . I wanna be where the mango trees sway picked by poor backpacking slaves In the Land of Queen It's a place where all the canetoads dwell and the bogan folk run free where all the children can spell Four X well but cannot spell Land or Queen Oh . . come with me where every paddock's full of roos no-one's ever seen a Jew Oh . . I wanna be where the cops are on the take and every dunny has a snake in the Land of Queen / / / Oh . . come with me where Pauline Hanson shouts that if you're brown you'd best get out Oh . . I wanna be where daylight savings died and all the hippies hate flouride in the Land of Queen Home of Cathy Freeman's feet of gold Barry Gibb and stars galore I'm not saying it's a shithole but... they don't live there anymore Oh . . I want to see where the beaches are the best but the Health system's a mess Oh . . come with me where every second car's a ute that's where the classy couples root in the Land of Queen oh . . in the Land of Queen