Standard Tuning EADGBe This is my stab at the brilliant RHCP parody song. Enjoy! Burning down the 405 and I barely feel alive Taking the exit for the 10 she told me I was her friend Pre-Chorus 1: I'm a bad mamma jammer from here to Alabama Play in a band called the Alabama Jammers I send him my 'elema take a picture with your camera I hope we don't get tricked by the Alabama Scammer Bing-a-bong-a-bong-a-bong Burbank gigga gigga, gigga gigga-Glendale Bing-a-bong-a-bong-a-bong Burbank gigga gigga, gigga Abracadabralifornia He's a sexist with a sad song, yeah Shopping cart! Escalator! g Beverly Hill adjacent is a neighborhood where I raise my kids Aeroplane to LAX Then I met up with lady sex Pre-Chorus 2: I drink an Alabama slammer with your sexy-ass grandma The Hulk turns green when the rays get gamma I'm in trouble with your grandma cuz I ate up all the yamma If you want Frasier, you gotta get Grammar Bing-a-bong-a-bong-a-bong Burbank gigga gigga, gigga gigga-Glendale Bing-a-bong-a-bong-a-bong Burbank gigga gigga, gigga Abracadabralifornia He's a sexist with a sad song, yeah Shopping cart! Escalator! Bridge: She jammed my butt with a big stick And then proceeded to be sucking my dick She jammed my butt with a big stick And then proceeded to be sucking my dick Tell me love what the Pepper man say Tell me love what the Pepper man say Tell me love what the Pepper man say Tell me love what the Pepper man say Bing-a-bong-a-bong-a-bong Burbank gigga gigga, gigga gigga-Glendale Bing-a-bong-a-bong-a-bong Burbank gigga gigga, gigga said The Target there is much better than The Target of Hollywood Shopping cart! Escalator! (Till fade out)