Brother-In-Law:Paul Peek. #84 on BB Hot 100 on FAIRLANE Records in 1961. #1. Mother-in-law finally took that hint. (She's a moocher, a dirty moocher) Picked up her suitcase, out the door she went. (She's a moocher, a dirty moocher) Just when I'm thinkin' life sure is good, looked out my window and there he stood. (He's a moocher) Brother-in-law. (He's a moocher) Brother-in-law. #2. Mercy on me, what's this I see? (He's a moocher, a dirty moocher) His hand's sneakin' out more money from me. (He's a moocher, a dirty moocher) He got a fast deal cookin' up down the street. Five, ten or twenty that's all he need. (He's a moocher) Brother-in-law. (He's a moocher) Brother-in-law. INTERLUDE: #3. There he goes eatin' everything in sight. (He's a moocher, a dirty moocher) Yeah! Picks up my cigar, asks me for a light. (He's a moocher, a dirty moocher) Next thing he does is a natural bug..sits in my chair, drops the ashes on the rug. (He's a moocher) Brother-in-law. (He's a moocher) Brother-in-law. #4. When I married that woman, didn't know what I was doin'. (He's a moocher, a dirty moocher) All her relatives are gonna be my ruin. (He's a moocher, a dirty moocher) Now, he's lazy, won't work, he never had a job. Get out of my house you big fat slob! (He's a moocher) Brother-in-law. (He's a moocher) Brother-in-law. (He's a moocher) Get out of my house! (a dirty moocher) (He's a moocher) mmm-you big fat slob! (a dirty moocher) You won't work! (He's a moocher) You never worked a day in your life! (a dirty moocher) (He's a moocher) You get out of my house! (a dirty moocher) (He's a moocher) Get yourself out of here! (a dirty moocher) (He's a moocher) You're no good! (a dirty moocher)..(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.