Say Something Funny:Patty Duke. #22 on BB Hot 100 on UNITED Artists Records in 1965. #1. Everyone is watching us..we're the perfect couple, they say. While the crowd is watching us, please don't give our secret away. Say something funny to me..make me laugh so they won't see..how much it hurts, loving you the way I do and knowing, I'm losing you..(losing you.) #2. Look at how they envy us..they don't know were saying goodbye. Please, don't let them pity me..don't let them see me break down and cry. Say something funny to me..make me laugh so they won't see..how much it hurts, loving you the way I do and knowing, I'm losing you..(losing you.) BRIDGE: Why did you fall out of love with me and turn my whole world blue? What's she got that I haven't got..she's got you. Say something funny to me..make me laugh so they won't see..how much it hurts, loving you the way I do and knowing, I'm losing you..(losing you.) Say something funny to me (everyone is watching.) Make me laugh so they won't see (everyone is watching.) Say something funny to me (everyone is watching.) Make me laugh so they won't see (everyone is watching.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.