Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Parodies By Oscar - The Whore Of The Chrysler Lebaron

This guy's youtube video went viral of him singing this in a bar. Hilarious.
It's to the tune of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.
He has some other funny parodies too. Check out his webpage.

It's fairly well known in the place I call home
I like girls with an ass that is roomy
I met an old slut with a very large butt
She said son, for ten bucks you can do me

The bathroom wall said that she gave some good head
And for a good time to call her this evenin'
I was worried though that I just didn't know
If I'd wind up with some dude named Steven

I gave her a call and we went to the mall
And we enjoyed a couple of Slurpees
Was two days or more I was pretty damn sore
I found out the old bag gave me herpes

Her hair was died she didn't have a good side
She had moved here from someplace near Boston
When I got her home and she took off her clothes
Well, my cookies, I just about tossed 'em

Her bush when she turned looked like an overgrown fern
In desperate need of some water
Her elbows and knees had some scabby disease
And her mustache looked like Sergeant Slaughter

I turned off the light, cause if I looked at her right
I felt like my eyes would start failing
Then I ran outside as my lunch began to slide
And I vomited over the railing

I went back inside to finish my ride
St. Paddy's it's been good to know ya
She said not so fast bro, there's something you should know
Now come here I've got something to show ya

The skin looked all wrong right up next to her thong
It was red an' it looked irritated
Found an itch on my crank, and then my heart just sank
Aw damn, I should've just masturbated

Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When you pee and it feels just like acid
Was two weeks ago that I slept with that ho
And my penis, now it just stays flaccid

You might like this song and you might sing along
And you may even think that it's funny
But you wouldn't know if every time you go
There's a discharge, it's white and it's runny

My tale now spans all across this great land
From Maine all the way to the Rockies
My penile steams like a cappuccino machine
And it keeps burning holes in my jockies

That filthy ol' ho lives in Detroit they say
And it's doubtful that anyone's carin'
Her career high she banged twenty nine guys
On the hood of her Chrysler Lebaron

The doctors all say that smell won't go away
Like some shrimp that's been shipped here from China
I've tried Listerine even used Listerine
But my gut still smells like filthy vagina