Flatfoot Sam:Oscar Wills. Great Rockabilly..#75 on Billboard on ARGO Records in 1958. #1. Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile..no money down, it was a real good deal. Didn't wanna work, just ride around town..finance company put his feet on the ground. Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam. #2. Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill..he told the judge, he did it for a thrill. He got sixty days, suspended fine..he thanked judge for being so kind. Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam. #3. Flatfoot Sam, he got him a job..the very same day the place got robbed. The cats got away, they couldn't be found..they picked up Sam and they dragged him down. Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam. INTERLUDE:SAX: .. #4. Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck game..the dice got switched, Sam got the blame. He pulled a gun, shot out the light..everybody hollered, run for your life. Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam. #5. Flatfoot Sam went out on a spree..he married a gal weighed 603. She spent all his money, sold all his land..next thing she did, she got another man. Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam. A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.