Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Oaf And Dago - Cause You Got Big Boobs

Artist: Oaf and Dago
Song: Cause You Got Big Boobs 
Album: Live at Boobies U
Producer: Phil

For the intro just strum the chord once. Right after the intro just pick scratch and
count off into the beginning of the song.

(Intro)
I once knew this girl 
She was flat chested 
Everytime she got pulled over 
She was arrested 
But then one day she got implants 
And she flirts her way out of tickets 
Heres to big boobs and driving over the speed limit

(Chorus)
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs 
Guys will buy you drinks 
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
They'll buy you diamond rings 
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
You've got it maid
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
Well you can always get laid 
Even if your ugly (look at dolly parton)
Guys will turn off the lig-hi-its 
And tit fuck you all night 

(Verse 1)
I always love it when we go walking 
Cause I've somthing to look at when we're talking 
Why the hell am I listening to you?
Oh yeah it's cause of your big boobs 

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
 Cx2

Isn't it nice to get anything you want 
When your boobs are like size 72 font 
Guys will like you cause of your personality 
OK I'm just joking 

(Verse 2) 
You won't have any female friends 
Cause they'll all be jealous 
That's ok they're all bitches 
And if your boobs have itches 
You'll have plenty of guy friends who will scratch them

(Last Chorus A Little Different)
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs 
Guys will buy you drinks 
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
They'll buy you diamond rings 
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
You've got it maid
Cause you got big bo-oo-obs
Well you can always get laid 
                         Keep hitting 
Even if your ugly (Unless your fat and have big boobs you still wont get laid. HAHAHA too fat people.)
Guys will turn off the lig-hi-its 
And tit fuck you all night 

And then jizz in your fay-hey-ace

For last part just keep hitting  and then end the song.