Standard Tuning Capo on 2 For the verses, strum the in a fast up/down motion 3 times before next chord For last line of verse the is down strokes leading into the bridge(s) (Silence) I grab my red hat and walk out the door I think that I've seen this scenario before I know that it's not your fault no way (hold) That you get taken each and every day Bridge 1 Princess I'm tired of you getting captured (Hold) By that big, ugly, green, lizard bastard Hey! Peach, I'm getting tired of you being in other castles Every time that I come around Why can't you stay where I left you, like with that fuckin' mushroom (Spoken) And why don't you ever put out? You know what? I'm gone! I'm taking the dinosaur and the raccoon hat and moving in with Link in Hyrule, how 'bout that? Bridge 2 At least his girl knows how to fight back When her kingdom's getting attacked Bridge 3 Oh why do I have to do this? I'm so damn tired I'm losing it