Love Potion Number Nine:The Clovers. Top of the charts in 1959. #1. I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth. You know that Gypsy with the gold-capped tooth. She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine, sellin' little bottles of, Love Potion Number Nine. #2. I told her that I was a flop with chicks. I've been this way since nineteen-fifty-six. She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.. She said, 'What you need is, Love Potion Number Nine.' She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink. She said "I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink." It smelled like turpentine, it looked like India Ink.. I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink. #3. I didn't know if it was day or night. I started kissin' everything in sight. But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine.. He broke my little bottle of, Love Potion Number Nine. #4. I didn't know if it was day or night. I started kissin' everything in sight. I had so much fun that I'm goin' back again.. I wonder what happens with, Love Potion Number Ten? Love Potion Number Nine...Love Potion Number Nine. Love Potion Number Ni..i..i..i..ine. A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.