[Spoken] Let me tell you the story Of a girl who broke my heart See she was pretty and sweet At least I believed her to be However, she had one fatal flaw She chased douchebags My, oh, my she chased douchebags That story goes a little like this , , , x2 I kinda like you You don't reciprocate It's impossible To get you on the phone You've got no time to text back [ch] Or return my calls [ch] Cause you have "such a busy schedule" You say let's be friends Guess that's how this one ends You say I'm not your type Well you aren't mine I finally see the light This whole time burning bright I can live for today Cause tomorrow's far away You're not over him And I can't compete You're chasing douchey guys [ch][ch] And eating all their lies See darling that ain't me [ch] So why can't you see [ch] He makes you unhappy With me you'd be free! , , , x2 Know what I didn't then You wanted to be friends But I'm still slightly confused [ch][ch] Cause when alone we kiss But you say let's be friends Guess that's how this one ends You say I'm not your type Well you aren't mine I finally see the light This whole time burning bright I can live for today Cause tomorrow's far away You know you stress me out You give me so much doubt Emotions strewn along Worst of all is this I miss every single kiss So... I trapped you in this song I need space from you I hope that isn't wrong But it's also true We really couldn't change The problems that we face Let's just sweep them up Hid without a trace Cause you say let's be friends Guess that's how this one ends You say I'm not your type Well you aren't mine I finally see the light This whole time burning bright I can see the light [ch][ch] Yeah I can see the light But it's not in your eyes You say let's be friends Guess that's how this one ends You say I'm not your type Well you aren't mine I finally see the light This whole time burning bright I can live for today Cause tomorrow's far away