Bony Maronie:Larry Williams. #14 in 1954. ***(There's been a lot of mix-ups on the lyrics for this one. Here are the originals from '54.) I believe the key was .)*** (I do it in A because that's the key I sing it in.) #1. I got a girl named Bony Moronie. She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni. You oughta see her dancin' with her blue jeans on. She's not very fat, just skin and bone. I love her, and she loves me, Oh, how happy we gonna be, makin' love underneath the apple tree. #2. She's my one and only, she's my hearts desire. She's a real go-getter, she's a real live wire. Everybody turns as my baby walks by. She's somethin' to see, really catches the eye. #3. I told her Mama, told her Papa, too. Just exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna get married on a night in June. And rock and roll by the light of the silvery moon. A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.