*Verse* This guy he likes His country music And anything that's 'Hollister' He's no Jo Shmo He comes from the Midwest Says things like 'clutch and 'fubarred' and loves reality shows *Chorus* The main thing though, Everyone needs to know, Is that he's a Boss. *Verse* Cam makes you laugh until you're crying And then he gives you sound advice, Just don't give him any caffeine. He lunches outside with you, in the park, But sits in the shade, Because he's old and his complexion would fade. *Chorus* They call him 'Shorty', No, I'm just kidding, He's tall and Boss. *Verse* We wish you luck in your endeavours, But don't forget us, A free sandwich every once in a while's the least you could do. *Chorus* Have fun being a daddy, They say it's easy, When you're a Boss. A long (make it sound 'country')