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Kevin Tor - Hey There Delilah Parody



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Kevin Tor - Hey There Delilah Parody
Misc Unsigned Bands
This is a Parody of the Plain Whites T's song "Hey There Delilah", which has been 
to make the song about stalking a girl named Delilah.
To see the origional video go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IQDH0zOqzg

For any questions about the tab or if you found a mistake email me them at jack15_11@hotmial.com

Hey there, Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away from you
Or maybe in your closet with a camera
I like to watch you when you sleep
I don't make a peep.

Hey there, Delilah
Don't you try to call the police
I already cut the phone line
And your doggie got a roofy
You're all mine
We'll have lots of fun just you and me
Trust me, you'll see

Ohhhhhh             
It's what you do to me.
Ohhh                 
It's what I'll do to you.
Ohhhhhh             
It's what you do to me
Ohhh                       
But really what I'll do to you.
What I'll do to you.

Hey there, Delilah
I know this must be really hard
But just believe me, girl
You can't run. I slashed the tires on your car.
And now they're flat.
Do you have anything in here to eat?
I'd like a treat.

Hey there, Delilah
I just wish you would stop crying
It's weird how you make me feel
And yet you really are not trying
I know you're scared
If it helps I'm mentally impaired
I'm glad we shared

Ohhhhhh             
It's what you do to me.
Ohhh                 
It's what I'll do to you.
Ohhhhhh             
It's what you do to me
Ohhh                       
But really what I'll do to you.
What I'll do to you.

You sat in front of me in English class
I stared and stared at your great ass
But you wouldn't turn around and look my way

Tonight can be our second chance
And I'm not wearing underpants
If you haven't already, it might be time to pray

Delilah I can promise you
This will be over in two and two
Chuck Woolery taught me how to deal with time
          ()
I'm out of rhymes.

Hey there, Delilah
I have one last thing I must say
I'm not really a psycho killer
I'm just someone your friends paid
To scare you good.
I'm sorry it had to be like this.
Your friends are Dicks.

Soo I think Im gonna go
(Stop playing Completely)
Yeah Im just gonna go this was kinda messed up
(Put down your guitar and walk off stage)
Im sorry again...

If your playing this live you might want to go with a joke afterwards;

But seriously, stalking is not laughing matter.
If you or someone you know is being stalked there are things you can do.
Like, try opening the Curtains a little more
Or maybe dont run so fast when you go for your morning jog
Or, if youre feeling bold, why dont you order a pizza and bring it
to that van thats been parked across the street for the past three days.
Im sure he or she is hungry. Stalking builds up an apetite.
Come on, its the least you can do for someone who has invested his
or her precious time in getting to know every little bit about you.
Is it a crime to care too much?
Then why are you calling the police and getting that restraining order?
Come on put down the phone, the person youve been waitng for your entire life could be 
outside your window.... In the bushes, sniffing you
underwear. Take a chance, Stalkers are people too
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