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Kenneth Sayers - Commodious Commode



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Kenneth Sayers - Commodious Commode
Misc Unsigned Bands
I want a commodious commode
To have when I get old
With a super soft toilet seat
One that's easy on my cheeks 

I need super soft toilet paper
Not the kind like sandpaper
But it needs to be the stronger kind
So none's left in my behind. 

I need a shelf with lots of books
Perhaps a stove so I can cook
That would really make me smile
Cause I'm gonna a be there a while. 

I need a commodious commode
One that can handle heavy loads
With a super powered flush
So it won't ever stop up.

And if I'm ever feeling frustration
When I'm stopped up from constipation
I know it will be okay
Cause I can sit in there all day.

Everyone needs a place
Where they can go  just to escape
Well, that's good enough for me
And people can just let me be. 

Now I don't ask for much I'm a simple man
But I'd like some comfort when I use the can
Oh when I really really have to go
I want me a commodious commode
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