Written by Justin Kautzman I Love Ron: Love song for Ron Burgundy NOTE: The verses are all palm muted; the chorus and bridge are not There's something about those fancy suits Shiny shoes, man ain't he cute I love the way his lips move when he reads the news He's a monkey man with his hairy chest Beautiful dog with his matching vest I'd love to be his one and only muse 'Cause I love Ron Anchorman of my life Yes I love Ron if I could only be his wife Id pour his scotch, shine his boots When he's unhappy, I'd get him new suits I know my love is true, I just wish that Ron would love me too He's a ladies man, though he's that bright but if I got him alone, I think I might make sure he was nothing but pleased He tells the truth, a leader of men I've got a plan, and I think I can make that sexy man love me *Chorus* Bridge And I'm 72% sure, that I love him and that our future, isn't that dim (once) I'd like to lay him down, and take him to pleasure town *Chorus* I just wish that Ron would love me I just wish that Ron would love me too