Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Juan And Jose - Then My Cat Died

Then My Cat Died 

By Juan and Jose

I got a cat, I named it tiger just for laughs he was bald he was a naked cat, He had wrinkles and then 
I hit him with my car It was best day, I drive a semi to work!

It was the best day till my cat died it was the best day and then my cat just said bye.
It was the best till my cat just blew up, I hit my cat with a semi truck

I got another cat, I named him number Two. I thought if he's gonna die there's no point in naming him so soon

And then I accidentally set him on fire it was the best day I shouldn't have bathed him in gasoline! 

It was the best day till my cat died it was the best day and then my cat just said bye.
It was the best till my cat just blew up, He got too close the fire and in flames he went up

I got another cat I named him Milo. He gave birth in the back of my car    I found out that Milos a girl
 now I have, five more kitties to hurl it was the best day I'll throw them into the lake!

It was the best day till my cats died it was the best day and then my cats just said bye.
It was the best till my cats just blew up, I threw them in the lake and they just started to sink

Bridge
Now my back yard is just one big memorial. I had so many cats I just started numbering them. I have  my yard
divided into 1,500 parts!

(Quietly)
It was the best day till all my cats died it was the best day I have such trouble saying bye.
It was the best day till I realized I killed so many cats it turned out to be, over half a Mill.