Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Jon Cozartpaint After Ever After - A Disney Parody

Capo 4, or adjust based on needs :)

I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing; they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no)
Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P)
The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can't see
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning; I think I'm drowning, thanks to BP (you suck)
Hey, I'm okay, but I'm slightly scared; my husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban; you've got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay!
Prince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa?
Interrogation from the Nation of the Free
Bin Laden's taken the fall; we're not trained pilots at all

Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom; Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy; Obama's lazy; Al-Qaida's not in this country!
Set free my Prince Ali
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to Hell (She'll burn in Hell)
But the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)
Oh, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy); 
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
They legit believe I'm Satan 
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away
After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields
‘Fore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!)
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball (sacrebleu!)?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men?
I can murder if I please, cuz I'm dying of disease!
I can paint with the red colors in these men